Everywhere Outside You

by Everywhere Danger!

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Space King One of my best music friends. He contributed some lyrics to The Sunrise Club Goes To Sleep, and Pat and I play with him sometimes. Favorite track: Left of the Past (Live).
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released December 24, 2014

Kael Weis- Just about everything
Damien Page- Lead Ambient Guitar on Shapes and Shadows, of Zombies, Hulk Hands,
Chip Taylor- Bass on Hulk Hands, of Zombies, Shapes and Shadows.
Will "Wilzo" Barton- Bass on Videodrome and Moogle Moble
Jeremy Schroder- Keys on Videodrome and Moogle Moble
Sticker Kids ( Space King Battery and Captain Pat) - Left of the Past and Starscreamers
Mike Peters- Bass on Starscreamers
Jason Britten- Electric Guitar and Back Up Vocals on Stay Puff, Elderstrange, also Vocals on My Pumpkin Face.
all songs written, recorded and produced by Everywhere Danger! 2002-14



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Everywhere Danger! State College, Pennsylvania

"Everywhere Danger!" is a Alternative Rock band piloted by long time songwriter and performer Kael Janson Weis. an overly underused, outcast, teenage orphan, folk punk, underdog, Who just may perhaps be one of modern underground music's best kept secrets. With a unique artistic voice all in his own, his deep obsession and passion for music was crafted at an early ignited love for song-smithing. ... more

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Track Name: Pale Horse / Dark Rider
Track Name: the Dude Abides
The Dude Abides
by Kael Janson Weis, 2013

mice in their mazes,
and Fireflies in jars
Googly eyed komodo dragons look at you like your so far away
but you're safely in range
you're safely in range….

Best mind your manners and hold your applause
we're weary washed up wankers holding the fort down for the cause
aren't we?
yeah, we play to our needs

ants manically managing our maniples
while mildly marching to meet their mark
but there's a very vexing veal of variables
and the queen runs us hard.
Don't you?

Girl, if you only knew
what you put this dude through.

all you bah blah bleep speaking sheeple
wearing your big boy people pants out to the bars,
please move further faster martyrs or you'll end up in the under armor of my car
don't say I won't, bitch I'll run you down

Girl, don't say I won't
Girl, don't even front. Hey.

We're furry bearded mages like angels with harps
plucking S.O.S. distress messages out on guitars
to you
if you only knew.

Girl, don't say I won't
Girl, don't even front
Girl, Girl, Girl,
if you only knew,
you'd be all like ……. Dude!?

You're orcs waving banners while riding on their wargs
we're woe woven warriors fighting back the darkness from your heart,
from you.
If you only knew
all this is for you.

Girl, don't say I won't
Girl, don't even front
Girl, Girl, Girl,
if you only knew,
you'd be all like ……. Dude!?

Nighty Nigh to all you lighter folks
go and park your toy cars
and dream.

Wayside your means,
whatever that even means
Girl Girl Girl if you only knew
you'd be all like Dude!?
Track Name: Wish Wash